khomerikik / laravel-russian-roulette
Absolutely not recommended for production use, unless you enjoy living on the edge or have an unusual affection for chaos.
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Requires
- php: ^8.1
- illuminate/contracts: *
- spatie/laravel-package-tools: ^1.14.0
Requires (Dev)
- larastan/larastan: ^2.0.1
- laravel/pint: ^1.0
- nunomaduro/collision: ^7.8
- orchestra/testbench: ^8.8
- pestphp/pest: ^2.20
- pestphp/pest-plugin-arch: ^2.0
- pestphp/pest-plugin-laravel: ^2.0
- phpstan/extension-installer: ^1.1
- phpstan/phpstan-deprecation-rules: ^1.0
- phpstan/phpstan-phpunit: ^1.0
README
DISCLAIMER: Absolutely not recommended for production use, unless you enjoy living on the edge or have an unusual affection for chaos.
Welcome to the most thrilling, slightly nerve-wracking Laravel package you never knew you needed (and probably still don't)! Introducing Laravel Russian Roulette - the Artisan command that makes database management feel like an action movie.
What is This Madness? 🤔
Ever felt like your database was too... predictable? Too safe? Fear no more! With just a simple php artisan play:russian-roulette, you can bring an element of suspense to your day! This package randomly selects a table and then randomly picks a row to delete. Yes, you read that right. It's like playing Jenga with your database!
Features
- Random Table Selection: Who needs careful planning and consideration when you can leave it all to chance?
- Random Row Deletion: Because who doesn't love a good surprise?
- Safe Mode (Just Kidding, There's No Safe Mode): Safety mechanisms are for the faint of heart. Go big or go home!
- A Great Story for Your Next Job Interview: Imagine the look on their faces when you describe how you bravely faced the chaos unleashed by a simple command.
Installation
Add some excitement to your life in just a few commands:
composer require khomerikik/laravel-russian-roulette
Usage
Simply run:
php artisan play:russian-roulette
And voila! Which row will be gone? Who knows! It's all part of the fun.
Contributing
Feel free to contribute to this rollercoaster of a package. Suggestions, improvements, and existential questions are always welcome.
Disclaimer (Again, Because Seriously)
This package is meant for entertainment purposes and should NOT be used on a production database. Unless, of course, you're a daredevil. In that case, we salute you.
Happy (and responsible) coding!