klaude/shoutcloud

STRTOUPPER IN THE CLOUD

dev-master 2021-01-03 07:21 UTC

Requires

• guzzlehttp/guzzle: ~6.0

Requires (Dev)

• phpunit/phpunit: ~9.0|~8.0|~7.0|~6.0|~5.0

MIT

• Kevin Laude

• SHOUTCLOUD

README

AUTOMATE CALLS TO SHOUTCLOUD FOR YOUR WORDPRESS PLUGINS OR WHATEVER. WHY?

• BECAUSE IT'S NOT WORTH SAYING IF IT'S NOT SAID IN ALL CAPS.
• BECAUSE YOU WANT BLOCKING I/O IN YOUR STRING MANIPULATION.
• BECAUSE CLOUD SERVICES ARE ALWAYS BETTER.
• BECAUSE B2B.
• BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY SHOUTING ON REDDIT/HACKER NEWS/4CHAN/WHATEVER ANYWAYS.

I DO NOT RUN SHOUTCLOUD OR MAKE CLAIMS TO IT'S AVAILABILITY. ALL I AM DOING IS MAKING IT EASIER TO YELL A LOT OVER THE INTERNET IN PHP. GO AWAY.

INSTALLATION

USE COMPOSER!

RUN composer require klaude/shoutcloud:dev-master. BAM. NOW YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS WEB SCALE.

USAGE

CALL SHOUTCLOUD\UPCASE() LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING.

// WAY BETTER THAN STRTOUPPER()!
echo SHOUTCLOUD\UPCASE('hey you guys!');