nyholm/why

A port of Matlab's Why function

1.0.1 2020-08-22 12:01 UTC

Requires

• php: ^7.3 || ^8.0

Requires (Dev)

• symfony/phpunit-bridge: ^4.4 || ^5.0

MIT

• Nyholm

README

Matlab has an easter egg where you type why and you get a fun answer. This project is highly inspired by that Matlab function.

Install

composer require nyholm/why

Use

$why = new \Nyholm\Why\ReasonGenerator();
echo $why->generate(); // Stupid question!
echo $why->generate(); // To please the good programmer.
echo $why->generate(); // For the love to some product manager.
echo $why->generate(); // The young terrified engineer helped some rich and good terrified and very smart and rich kid.
echo $why->generate(); // The devil made me do it.
echo $why->generate(); // The tall tall programmer insisted on it.