bni/suicide

Commit suicide and fade out your project exists in the universe

dev-master 2020-01-01 03:27 UTC

MIT

• Riyan Satria

README

Commit suicide when you so tired with your project, maybe you get stuck or your client didn't pay full as you want. This suicide meaning delete all your files project as long as method you chosen for death.

There are 8 ways to committing your project to suicide.

Method	Extra Attribute	Time to Die (s)
UseGunToHead	shotgun	102
UseGunToHead	handgun	105
BurnIntoFire		3420
ConsumeCyanide		108
CutThroat		930
Drowning		930
HitBy	train	108
HitBy	any vehicle which is not train	1140
Hanging		210
JumpFromHeight		274

This datas was got from https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

How to

<?php
include '/vendor/autoload.php';

use BNI\Suicide;

$die = new Suicide();
$die->SetDirectory("/dir/to/yourProject")
    ->WriteLastNote("Hi there! Thank's to be last friend. I love u. But I can't live more longer. I was tired with my life. It's too hard for me.")
    ->BurnIntoFire()
    ->GoodBye();

// WriteLastNote is optional, you can do or do not

and your project will be deleted in 57 minutes

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Attention please!

This repo just for no purpose. Even I don't know why am I made this. I just get idea in my mind and I want to realize it. I am not be responsible for any suicidal attempt if any from this.

Please call for professional help if you have suicidal thought in your mind.

Contribute

You can add more method and anything else that can relate to suicide and make new pull request.